Don't let the door hit you on the way out...

So Long NP.

My work nemesis announced today that she will be no longer working with us as of the end of next week. way to give professional notice. Anyway, no bother to me.

Never have I worked with anyone that got under my skin as badly as this woman did. And I have had a lot of jobs.

One of the major reasons that she annoys me so insanely bad is that she constantly gives this fake "who, me? what?" face and actually says those words when you are trying to speak to her.

For example, I will be sitting at my desk engaged in a conversation with someone. You can clearly see that she is eavesdropping on our conversation because she is frozen in time over there, and say she snickers at something humorous that was said. When the other party tries to engage her in the conversation, she will give a look of surprise and actually say "who me? I wasn't paying attention, what were you saying?" . Give me break with the pretentious faux-surprise.

Whatever, no sense in me getting all riled up, she is leaving.

Smooth sailing from here.

Now if only the Bonzer will put Home Slice next to me, then my work life will be complete.