the players

I really need to preface this post by saying this: absolutely none of this is done with malice. It is purely because we don't know these people, and in order to be an effective people watcher and keep track, people need nicknames.

So, with that being said, here is a list of the players in the lunchtime show that is the highlight of my hamster-wheel corporate cube farm day.


"did she say anything"

"you never say hi to me anymore"

13 weeks

AL/man hands

artie lang

asian michael jackson

b as in buffalo

bad neck tan

balding part

basketball goon

battery acid

bed head

big bird/christmas tree/the simple one

big dog

big dogs friend

birthmark/bm

black eyeliner/kabuki theater

botox

brussels griffon

bucky

bug jar

burl ives

capri pants

chicken legs

chicklets/baked beans

christmas sweater

clint howard

collagen lips

crazy's friend

dikembe mutombo

doctor's daughter/blossom

drag king

first day afro

first day carol

flip flops

frenemy

frenemy's roommate

ginger/ging

Ginsburg/gins

girl puts

give my regards to Broadway

hair hurricane

hair tornado

hair toucher's boyfriend

Hair storm

homecoming king

I brought my sister

I'd like to thank the academy

it's pat

jay z/salad maker

johnny cash

kinda hot outsource

kinda hot puts

lacey & scott

lip liner

little man

marketing nemesis

milk boy

moby

monster truck

my friend red face

my pediatrician

no expression

no expression jr

not quite any hairstyle

np

oliva newton john/lets get physical

one arm saunter

one chug chump

orientation tim

outsource

pajama pants

pay my cell phone bill

perfectly coiffed maintenance man

pplbm

purple shirt/curly hair

red face

rocky horror picture show

russian ice skater

sanjaya malakar

senator lahey

short sleeves

solar eclipse

stevie nicks

stewie/stewdle

suspenders

swagger

sweater vest

tall drink/doppelganger

the amazing race

the biddies

the giant

the glasses

the hair toucher

the hoarder

the jockey

the most miserable woman in the world

the nuns

the reader

the role model

the salami

the thumper

the untouchable

the village people

three blind mice

token gay & his harem

work crush/mountain man/yodeler