Wednesday, February 13, 2008

ENCROACHMENT

I don’t even know where to begin.....

There was all kinds of chaos at lunch today, mostly because of the Big Dog, who sat not even two feet from us....for no good reason.

My first response - "Lets get out of here". Home Slice was not having it, replying "We have to stay". What ensued can only be described as deliberate, repeated product placement of all things Canandaigua in an effort to jog the Big Dog's memory of why Home Slice is recognizable to him.

Despite all effort, no direct contact was made, however, a giant leap has occurred! A smirk was received from the Big Dog, imparting the knowledge that he knows we know he knows.

Shifty eyed Home Slice missed aforementioned smirk, as she was busy pretending she didn’t know who he was.

Methinks things are coming to a head sooner rather than later. Home Slice anticipates accepting a starting position on the HH softball team.

Further field observations to follow.

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