10. Ample stalking options for your beloved cousin
9. Financial endowment from Chinese Liaison based on active participation
8. Research Opportunities: potential to create new medication to relieve the symptoms of post party bloat
- side benefit - financial gain
7. networking opportunity: Big Dog knows EVERYONE
6. Possible golf/construction trip with your dad to Florida
5. Inspirational messages & tips on public speaking during pre-game huddles/pep talks
4. Potential for nomination to the Halfway Haus Hall of Fame base on recommendation from Big Dog, pending performance
3. chance of hook-ups with Big Dog's sloppy seconds as a house on the lake is a chick magnet
2. unlimited transportation opportunity if willing/able to hotwire a school bus
-Bonus Points for Short Bus
- Addition points for Birdie's Bus
1. Because Home Slice (aka your beloved cousin) says so
1 comment:
haha i am honored i made the blog among such famous ppl such as big dawg of course but also MC Hammer, The Weeble Wobble, Not-Pregnant Gymnast, Old Bug Jar, and Outsource Mr Bean jus to name a few. Also if I am on the team is my Home Slice (aka your beloved cousin) going to come wearing a #1 big dawg shirt or be part of his fan club in some way? U can borrow the Cleveland browns term n make the dawg pound
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