You know what I think is funny?

1. I went to the chiropractor today. And when I arrived and got out of my car, I noticed that the parking lot was a complete sheet of ice. This is funny to me because I would assume that in the winter, there is an increase in visits to the chiropractor among those that slip and fall on the ice. Irony. It's funny.
   
2. Ben Affleck was at work today.
   
3. Birth Mark and Big Dog's friend were walking to a conference room, and there were already people occupying this conference room. And when BD's friend told this to BM, BM replied "Can we take them?" And that was the end of the conversation.
   
4. Also at the chiropractor, the receptionist gave me a can of coffee. Actually, she told me to go into her car and get the can of coffee out of the back seat.